When you have a question about automated server or software deployment, I'm one of the guys to call.
What are you interested in outside of work?
I like to run very long distances on tails in the woods, support my family in their projects and interests, and travel to far off places with my wife (though we do not get to do that often enough). I'm involved with the local Esperanto language group (a constructed language from 1887), coaching my son's robotics team, and hacking on Clojure and ClojureScript projects in whatever is left of my spare time.
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
A headlamp flashlight, because they illuminate your path and whatever you're looking at, bring to your attention tree roots and hazards in your way, reveal a world you may not otherwise see, and leave your hands free to perform whatever task is needed at the time.